date: Friday May. 2nd, 2008 at 9:21pm subject: Sigh... security grid strength: Public status: flirty music: Shapes - Maor Levi tags: picture, soundwave, transformers

I wish, SO badly, that Transformers were real. Call me dumb and immature, but... they're just so freakin' awesome. I mean, wouldn't it be cool to turn on the news every day and instead of hearing about all the stupid terrorists and how everyone is dying in Iraq, there's another update about how the Decepticons have struck once again and Megatron stomped on Bush? I'd so not go to school next year... I'd run away to the Autobots' headquarters and be like, "Lemme help you guys! Pleeeeaaaaaaasssseeeee????!" I don't know how much of a help I'd be though, since every time I'd see Soundwave I'd probably blush and duck behind something so I wouldn't embarrass myself in front of him. I'd probably do that around Optimus Prime a lot too. And Jazz. And Megatron. And Starscream.... Fuck, I'm such a player, haha. Besides, I'm probably too much of a pacifist to be of much help, and I'm way too compassionate. I'd be stuck with Ratchet in the repair bay (not that that's a bad thing...).
And then, the Decepticons would probably figure out that I was fond of several of them and use it to their advantage -- if they weren't thoroughly disgusted that a human liked them. Megatron would probably flip a shit and then hunt me down and kill me, and Soundwave would be like, "WTF?!" and back away slowly so Megatron could squelch me. Starscream would probably act completely disgusted, but secretly he might not mind all that much, since he does think that he's the most handsome and sophisticated of the Decepticons.

Ehehehe... This is way too much fun, imagining what those guys' reactions would be if they found out a human liked them...

As for Optimus and Jazz... Optimus would probably be awkward about it, since he already has a girlfriend (Elita-One), but he'd be nice, the gentleman he is. And Jazz -- he'd just take it all in stride. Jazz would probably be the only mech to be cool about the whole thing, haha.

All right, I'm done now.

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