date: Saturday Mar. 15th, 2008 at 9:55pm subject: I'm not dead! I feel happy! I feel happy! *WHAM* security grid strength: Public coordinates: Face-clinging Soundwave status: sick music: Ibiza Trance Anthems (Maelstrom Mix) - Various Artists tags: lol, picture, ramble, random, soundwave, transformers, wtf, youtube

The title for this entry was a bad reference to Monty Python, fyi. SO SHOOT ME.

Anyways... Despite popular belief, gossiping, rumors, whatever, I am not dead. So sorry.
I've just been sick with a mystery cold/cough thing that won't let me sleep. Whenever I try to go to sleep, I only manage to get, say, 4 hours max of real sleep before I wake up and start coughing.... my guts out. Yeah. I hate being sick. It's nasty waking up at like, 3 in the morning and coughing up random glop/snot/shit. I came down to the kitchen just this morning and my brother glared looked at me from across his bowl of cereal and said, "You were coughing, ALL. FUCKING. NIGHT. LONG." (He didn't actually drop the F-bomb. I just put that in there because I know that was what he was thinking. I really don't blame him.) And to make matters worse, cough drops don't help. At least, the recommended dose doesn't. Maybe a major OD would help me, but I really don't want to be the first person to call the Poison Control Center and say something along the lines of "OMG I've had this douche-bag cough and the normal dose of cough drops wasn't helping me so I like, took 39485734985743.9978 at a time and now I feel like kinda high and yeeeaaahhhhhh..... Lol."

Ahem. Moving on from my ill health- holy crap my finger randomly started bleeding. IT'S A SIGN FROM GOD. Aaaaaand it really wasn't necessary to type that..... Er......

ANYWHO. I'm being so fucking random. At least, more fucking random than usual. THIS IS ME WHEN I'M SICK. FLEE IN TERROR.

Ok. Deep breath, people. Let's try this again, shall we? ........

ANYWHO. I found the most freaking awesome picture of Soundwave on the net, EVAR EVER. I love it. IT'S SO SEXY ADORABLE.
SOUNDWAVE, I LOVE YOU AND WILL BEAR YOUR CHILDREN   YOU ARE BEYOND AWESOME. YOU ARE THE SHIT OF ALL DJS. This picture totally made my day, and it makes my day whenever I see it (which will be like, every day because it's my desktop background, and one of my many LJ icons, lol).
Yeah, I'm being sketchy dorky again. Get over it. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I'M A PROUD FANGIRL OF SOUNDWAVE AND NOT YOU. Ooh, burrrrrrrrrn.
If you're wondering where the hell this awesome picture came from (which you're probably not, but TOO BAD), it was inspired by, actually, episodes 34 and 35 of Transformers (Megatron's Master Plan, part 1 and part 2). The part that this picture is specifically inspired from is the first section of Megatron's Master Plan, part 2. I'll give you the videos under a LJ cut, because a) I think you should watch them, b) they'll give you a good laugh, or at least the part which inspired the picture, and c) I'm bored and command you to do my bidding.

P.S. Please note my EXTREME, OVER-THE-TOP sarcasm and use of crossing things out throughout this post. I can't help it that this stupid, retarded cough has been driving me up the wall and is slowly making me go insane. I'm so stir crazy, bored, and tired all at once it's not even funny. I HATE BEING SICK.

P.P.S. I hate to break it to you, but yes, I do think Soundwave is the awesomest Transformer. I still love Optimus Prime, and he totally pwns Decepticon aft, but Soundwave wins out in the end. HOWEVER, I was joking when it came to the fangirlish OMG I WILL BEAR YOUR CHILDREN stuff. I only said that because I was bored, and when I'm bored I tend to try and make other people laugh in an attempt to keep myself entertained. All in all, I'm a pretty weird person, but so what?

I HEART ALL YOU GUYS (but mostly girls) WHO ACTUALLY TAKE THE TIME TO READ MY CRAZY POSTS. I'll see you all at the end of Spring Break, I suppose, as long as I don't finally succeed in literally coughing my guts out.

~2 transmissions transmit a response add to memory bank transmit to an ally link~