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flirtyI wish, SO badly, that Transformers were real. Call me dumb and immature, but... they're just so freakin' awesome. I mean, wouldn't it be cool to turn on the news every day and instead of hearing about all the stupid terrorists and how everyone is dying in Iraq, there's another update about how the Decepticons have struck once again and Megatron stomped on Bush? I'd so not go to school next year... I'd run away to the Autobots' headquarters and be like, "Lemme help you guys! Pleeeeaaaaaaasssseeeee????!" I don't know how much of a help I'd be though, since every time I'd see Soundwave I'd probably blush and duck behind something so I wouldn't embarrass myself in front of him. I'd probably do that around Optimus Prime a lot too. And Jazz. And Megatron. And Starscream.... Fuck, I'm such a player, haha. Besides, I'm probably too much of a pacifist to be of much help, and I'm way too compassionate. I'd be stuck with Ratchet in the repair bay (not that that's a bad thing...).
And then, the Decepticons would probably figure out that I was fond of several of them and use it to their advantage -- if they weren't thoroughly disgusted that a human liked them. Megatron would probably flip a shit and then hunt me down and kill me, and Soundwave would be like, "WTF?!" and back away slowly so Megatron could squelch me. Starscream would probably act completely disgusted, but secretly he might not mind all that much, since he does think that he's the most handsome and sophisticated of the Decepticons.
Ehehehe... This is way too much fun, imagining what those guys' reactions would be if they found out a human liked them...
As for Optimus and Jazz... Optimus would probably be awkward about it, since he already has a girlfriend (Elita-One), but he'd be nice, the gentleman he is. And Jazz -- he'd just take it all in stride. Jazz would probably be the only mech to be cool about the whole thing, haha.
All right, I'm done now.
I found this kick ass picture of Soundwave and just had to share:
Call me a fangirlie freak of nature, but, hot damn, Soundwave is sexy. I'd tap that, haha. *coughcough*
But seriously. Soundwave is one badass villain, right up there with Darth Vader just for his voice. He's so... unemotional, and just plain creepy. You can't even tell what mood he's in by listening to his voice. And the whole visor and mouth/face-plate thing... I bet Megatron puts up with Soundwave's black-mailing tendencies only because A) Soundwave is probably his most loyal follower, and B) he's so intimidating, he even gives Megatron the creeps.
That being said, there is absolutely no reason for me to be even remotely attracted to him, but somehow... I am. I'm such a freeeeeeeak... I can't put my finger on it, but there's something about him that I find attractive. Is it because he's so mysterious? Or maybe it was the scene in the '86 original animated movie where Megatron begged him not to leave him to die, and Soundwave, perhaps pitying him or just trying to improve his standing in Megatron's eyes, picked him up and carried him back to the ship, that won me over. I don't know. (But that scene pulled some major heart strings. I thought that was really sweet of Soundwave, no matter what anyone else says.)
But either way, Soundwave would probably find me extremely irritating. I have a tendency to goof around and giggle way too much when I'm around guys I like (thankfully for me, though, that isn't too often, and most people don't even notice because I tend to goof around in general anyway when I'm among friends). But then again, you never know. Soundwave might be one of those, er, robots who's just more conservative and wouldn't really mind being around someone like me, as long as I didn't try to hug him (which I would never do, unless he hugged me first, hehe). Who knows, he might even appreciate my failed attempts at comic relief. And, if I know anything about myself, which I probably don't, I have a pretty neutral personality and can get along with just about anybody. You can probably tell I've been thinking about how Soundwave and I might get along way too much...
I probably don't have any ground to say this, but Megatron might actually find me to be useful. Most of the time I'm pretty good at increasing moral. I'm not afraid to make a fool of myself in order to cheer up friends. Plus, I'm not very argumentative at all, and I have virtually no enemies (that I know of). I could totally see myself joking around with Rumble and Frenzy, and in the process providing amusement for the other Decepticons. I bet I'd actually be pretty popular, if I do say so myself. I'd automatically earn points for being the only girl amongst a bunch of guys too, haha (if I was somehow turned into a female robot). And, if I know anything about Soundwave at all, we would both like the same type of music...
GOD, WHY WASN'T I BORN A TRANSFORMER?! Or at least, someone in the Transformers universe?!?!
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